What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 05:18

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
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From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service